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May
08

I’m still here

By Sarah Warn · Comments (4)

Apologies for the lack of updates here lately — I’ve been dealing with some urgent family issues over the last few months that have kept me offline most of the time. But I’m hoping to begin updating this blog again more frequently now, since I still have no shortage of opinions!

As for our Small Screen Stakeout podcast, that may be a permanent casualty of the family issues — between dealing with those and our day jobs (more on that soon!), Lori and I don’t seem to have much energy left over by the end of the week. But we’ll see how it goes.

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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

I love the Millennium series books, and I’ve heard really good things about the Swedish movie, which is opening in the U.S. next week. Plus you know Hollywood is probably going to ruin the American version.

The Hurt Locker

I wanted to see this even before Kathryn Bigelow’s historic Oscar win, because I’d heard so many good things about it, and I like a good war movie now and then.

The Runaways

The early reviews are pretty mixed, but I’ll watch pretty much any movie about all-girl bands (even Satisfaction with Jusine Bateman), and it’s important to support female-led films.

I also like the cast (and their hair):

A few movies I don’t want to see?

League looks painfully unoriginal and stupid, and the critics hate Remember Me.

But more importantly, I’ve had enough of Robert Pattinson’s brooding to last a lifetime after sitting through the disastrous Twilight sequel. I don’t care if he does have skin that sparkles.

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Mar
09

I hate nature

By Sarah Warn · Comments (2)

OK, I don’t actually hate nature, but my niece made me watch this video yesterday and I had to share. It’s not exactly new — it’s been around since late 2008 — but it made me laugh.

Warning: defiitely NSFW!

“This animal is bullshit!” Excellent.

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Topics we discuss this week: Christina’s emotional speech on Grey’s Anatomy, Olivia and Peter’s “date” on Fringe, Michael’s reaction to the changes on The Office, Lisbon’s compromising situation(s) on The Mentalist, and why we like The Good Wife.

Plus, this new Funny or Die parody video starring Nicol Paone:


We’ll be taking a month or so off, partly due to the Olympics, so look for a new episode in the second half of March.

“Some people are getting kittens.” Love it.

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Veronica and Linda team up to fight the power on Better Off Ted, Bones calls Booth out on his relationship with his brother on Bones, and the American Idol auditions include an awkward scene in which Ryan Seacrest gets pissed off at a guy hitting on him.

Lori and I discuss all this and more — including our thoughts on the iPad — in this week’s episode of Small Screen Stakeout.

We also review The Dirty Bomb Diaries, a low-key but effective 16-episode series chronicling the experiences of a young woman (played by Misty Van Cleve) in the aftermath of disaster: If you were trapped in a city after a radioactive Dirty Bomb detonated, what would you be willing to do? Who would you become? Witness the conflict through the eyes of a single woman struggling at Ground Zero with no supplies, sporadic phone service, a lack of police support and a city ready to tear itself apart. We discuss the making of the series and tell the story of how we survived the great Seattle earthquake of 2001.

You can watch the first two episodes below, and the rest on Clicker.com.


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This week on Small Screen Stakeout, Lori and I cover the JFK conspiracy on Bones, Better Off Ted’s bagel-throwing contest, the latest American Idol auditions, Sarah Paulson’s terrific performance on last week’s Law and Order: SVU, the Samantha Bee/sexual harassment episode of the last Law and Order, Callie and Arizona’s “hot” makeout session on Grey’s Anatomy, the flashbacks on The Office, and the premiere of the new ABC legal drama The Deep End — which needs a lot more depth. Plus, Defying Gravity, Caprica, and Sofia Vergara on Ellen.

The web series we’re discussing this week is last summer’s high-profile web series Foreign Body, a 50-episode prequel leading up to the release of Robin Cook’s new medical thriller of the same name.

Here’s a compilation of the first four episodes (they’re only two minutes long each). If you’re a glutton for punishment, you can watch the rest of the episodes on the series’ official site.

To say Foreign Body is a parade of sexist and cultural stereotypes is an understatement — not to mention the plot is confusing and the acting sub-par. It’s all especially appalling when you consider that it was backed by Michael Eisner, sponsored by Honda, and cost $10,000 an episode to make. But more about that in the podcast!

Add your thoughts on this and the rest of this week’s topics in the comments.

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Lori and I spend so much time discussing the TV shows we watch, we decided to launch a weekly podcast so you all can share in the fun/arguments. This week we cover Bones, Better Off Ted, American Idol, Fringe, Law and Order: SVU, Grey’s Anatomy, Modern Family, and my personal favorite, The Good Wife, as well as two two new web series/videos which I’ve embedded below so you can watch them before listening, if you want to.

This being our first audio podcast, it’s a little on the long side, and includes a lot of rambling asides — from six degrees of Sanaa Lathan, to the benefits of marathoning TV shows, to why we hated the latest Twilight movie New Moon. It clocks in at around an hour and half, so you may want to multi-task while you listen.

Hope you enjoy it, and let me know in the comments if you agree/disagree with our take on a show or episode.

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I don’t remember how I stumbled across Women in Crime Ink (I think I was googling some statistic I heard on an episode of Law and Order: SVU), but it’s now become one of the sites I browse at least once a week. 

A blog about women, crime, and the media whose contributors range from policewomen to sex-crimes prosecutors to forensics experts to mystery novelists, the content on Women in Crime Ink is an interesting mix of information about the law, forensics, and criminology; the psychology of criminals and victims; critiques of how the media covers a particular crime (or type of crime); advice for mystery writers; and true crime stories.

Here are some of their recent blog posts:

I’m not a huge fan of true crime stories, but I’m interested in the statistics and psychology of criminal behavior.  It may seem like a morbid topic, but we live in a culture rife with crime, and reading the perspectives of women who are experts in this field gives me important information, and food for thought.

If you’re interested in criminology, writing a mystery or true crime novel, or just learning more about the world we live in, check it out at womenincrimink.com.

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There are lots of tips available for freelancers trying to break into writing for online publications, but one topic I don’t see mentioned very often is the value of the well-crafted comment.

Editors get solicited all the time by potential writers via email pitches, and sometimes this works (I’ll write more on that in a future blog post), but commenting is another and sometimes better way to land a writing gig.

The right comment can:

  • illustrate your writing ability
  • show you can take initiative
  • communicate you understand the tone and style of the writing on the site
  • demonstrate your passion for and knowledge of the subject matter

Consistently posting high-quality comments on a site you want to write for may not lead to freelance work right away, but it’s likely to put you on their radar  — or someone else’s — and land you writing assignments in the future.

Case in point: I discovered one of my best AfterEllen.com writers because of a single comment she left on the site.

Her comment stood out among the hundreds of others because it was well-written, intelligent, funny, and deflected criticism through sarcasm without being mean-spirited or resorting to personal attacks. Not only did the comment amuse me (never underestimate the power of provoking an emotional response in an editor), it demonstrated that the author had a good understanding of the zeitgeist of the site (which is often the most difficult thing to communicate to potential writers).

I was impressed enough by her comment that I contacted her via private message and invited her to write a sample blog post for us. A year later, she’s become one of the site’s most popular writers, and other sites have subsequently hired her for freelance writing work. She’s well on her way to being able to make a living writing full-time.

Don’t get me wrong: Her success is due to her talent and hard work. But she got her first break because she took the time to leave a thoughtful, well-written, and entertaining comment.

This story isn’t uncommon: I know of several other writers who have been hired by blogs or editorial sites by making a good impression in the comments or in forum threads. From an editor’s perspective, it’s always good to receive a killer sample piece from a writer trying to impress you, but it’s even better when someone impresses you without trying.

What qualifies as a “well-crafted” comment?

It varies slightly based on the tone and focus of the site and article/post/video you’re commenting on, but some themes are universal: clarity, wit, creativity, and most importantly, grammatically correct sentences with proper capitalization and spelling. This last point should go without saying, but unfortunately, an increasing number of comments look something  like this:

i love this movie its so cool if u dont like it ur just a hater

At least this makes it easier for professional writers to stand out, simply by crossing their t’s and capitalizing their I’s — which is the only good thing about the rapid decline of proper punctuation and capitalization on the internet. But that’s a rant for another day.

The bottom line: if you want to write for a living, or even as a hobby, take care with what you write even in informal settings. You never know who’s paying attention.

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It’s been almost a month now since I left AfterEllen.com, and I’m still getting used to the idea that I don’t have to scour the Hollywood trade sites every night for news, or watch every minor lesbian subplot on TV (although I have to admit, I didn’t mind watching Ella and the model on last week’s Melrose Place).

One of the things that pushed me into leaving was the realization that not only was I burned out, but this was actually hindering the site from being as good as it could be. As most writers will tell you, it takes a certain amount of emotional energy to write analytically, regardless of whether you’re writing a short blog post or a 3-page article (especially if you’re trying to make it entertaining at the same time). Trying to navigate the phalanx of Hollywood publicists, managers, and network executives to get information or an interview takes a toll, too.

Really, the excitement starts to wane after doing almost anything for over 7 years, especially 14 hours a day.

But being burned out meant I was doing less writing and chasing down interviews, which translated to less interesting content on the site — and that wasn’t OK with me.  I wanted the site to succeed, even if that meant I had to leave. (Also, I wanted some sleep, to read books again, and to experience this thing called a weekend that I’ve heard everyone rave about.)

The last month has only affirmed my decision. It’s been great to see all the good things happening on AfterEllen.com since I left — from the interviews Karman and the writers have lined up (many of which haven’t been published yet), to Trish’s Morning Brew column (which I love and wish I’d thought of myself), to the interesting entertainment coverage they have in the works that won’t be published for awhile.

I talk to Karman and Trish a few times a week, but mostly just to answer random technical questions, catch up on the latest lesbian entertainment gossip, or just to say hi.

Turns out, they don’t need me all that much — and I couldn’t be happier (or more well-rested). Now that I get to be a guest at the party, instead of hosting it, it’s fun again! I still tend to automatically scour for typos (a habit that will probably take me years to undue), but now when I read AfterEllen.com’s blog posts and articles, I just get to enjoy them with everyone else.

Not that I have a ton of time to do that, unfortunately — I’m hard at work again, on an entertainment-related site still in development that Lori and I were recruited to run.

Yes, it was a short break. But my new job doesn’t require writing or interviewing anyone.

And for the first time in years, watching bad lesbian movies is entirely optional.

Categories : Business, My Life, My Work
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